So... I know that it has been a minute since I last posted. LOL. How busy can a girl get...I mean..really! And you will never guess what happened to the crew. WE GOT INTO A CAR CRASH. It was a pretty exciting time in my life. I know that other people in the crew would disagree...but I enjoy things that don't happen every day. It could have been worse, ya know? But here is what happened:
We were making our way to the field...in Molly Kay's clit...and we stopped to get some gas. We get the gas and for some reason certain people were acting real stank. We get back down the road and Molly Kay passes back some gum she got at the gas spot. Before we knoow what hit us...the car crunches on the gravel, Molly Kay swerves back to the left, but she jerks the wheel to hard. She then has to jerk it back to the right which lands us heading right into a ditch and toward a telephone pole!! We narrowly miss the pole but make an almost 360 to land face first in the ditch. *GASP* All I saw was the car spin, I hoped we didn't hit the telephone pole, and then Keris hit the side of the car. Then before I knew it we were out of the car. And I guess...according to the other people involved...I got back up and "dusted my shoulders off". lol... I was fine...and after making a double check I realized that no one was injured. (like bleeding or dying or whatever) Keris had some pains...and she got to take a loverly ambulance ride with Dezz. THE AMBULANCE PEOPLE! omg...they were so country it was sad. This one dude walks up with his overalls on and stuff. No one had a uniform. Mollie O. called Kerrie and we were posted. I waved to those on the road who were staring at me like I was a member of NSync and shit. LOL...I played it for all it was worth. I got my blood pressure taken. The guy was like, "Do you normally have low blood pressure?" and I was like..."uhhhh?". And he said.."it is really good. Especially because you were in a car crash". HAHAH. Who the fuck knows how their blood pressure is on the regular? I certainly don't. So..eventually the Staties got there and took FOREVER to walk around the road with a little wheel on a stick. :( I hope there was a purpose to that cause it was causing me some pain. I HAD TO PEE. The officer was pretty dumb. I didn't like him. He was nothing like Officer Eier. (findlay's finest..lol) Then we rode in Kerries SMALL ass car. And I again pose a question....WHY DO FAT PEOPLE OWN SMALL ASS CARS? Shit! We should know that we can't fit our rotund asses up in them bitches. UGH...So anyway...we then go and see if Keris is alright...and like I knew from the beginning...she was fine and was soon dissmissed from the hospital. Next we spend hours calling people on cell phones trying to get two people to come and pick up our sorry asses from Mansfield. UGH. Lets just say that is was frustrating. Chad (I love you) and Jessica (thanks) came to get us! Aren't they the greatest friends in the world? In the mean time we chill at Kerries and cuddle an eat pizza. Fun times. I definately think that was exciting. Cuddling is good. Finally...we get home at 2 in the morning and get to sleep. I love sleep.
Hmm...don't ask me about my date. It blew big time. LOL. I am the one with the smallest amount of work sheets. >:( Shite. I need to get on my game...but too bad there is no one I want to game on that wants me to game on them. I need to work on that too...
I am going to go. Lunch Time. :)
~Puerto Rican Princess~
